💍 r/lotrmemes
One meme maker to rule them all. The sub's scenes as movie strips, a subtitle under each still.
Stories
Meme celebrities
The classics, explained
Cast It Into the Fire
"Just throw them out, you haven't worn those jeans since 2014." You hold the jeans. You look at the bin. You fold the jeans and put them back in the drawer. The free trial ends tomorrow.
I Am No Man
The sign says "no ball games". You and your nephew are playing frisbee. Frisbee is not a ball. He is ten and you have taught him well. The diet says no sugar after 8pm. It is 7:59.
I Have No Memory of This Place
You've lived in this town for twelve years. A tourist asks you for the station. You point confidently in one direction, then change your mind halfway through the gesture.
One Does Not Simply
You do not simply "pop into" the supermarket for milk. You leave with a candle, a bag of limes and a reusable bag you already owned four of. You forget the milk.
Pondering My Orb
It's 1:30 in the morning. You are lying in bed scrolling a stranger's kitchen renovation, photo by photo. You don't want a new kitchen. You can't stop. The microwave says 0:12.
All Right Then, Keep Your Secrets
You ask the plumber what was wrong. He says "ah, it was the thing" and hands you an invoice for 140. You nod. You pay. You'll never know what the thing was. Your teenager comes home at midnight.
What About Second Breakfast?
It's 10:40. You had toast at 7. A colleague mentions they "skipped breakfast" and you look at them the way you'd look at someone who said they don't believe in gravity.
That Still Only Counts as One
You spent all Saturday deep-cleaning the house: oven, grout, behind the fridge. Your partner gets home and says "did you do anything today?" Technically, one thing.
What Do Your Elf Eyes See?
Your mum, from across the room, without her glasses: "You've had a haircut." It was one centimetre. Nobody at work has noticed in three days.
Who's That Man in the Corner?
A man has been sitting in the corner of the café since you arrived. Same coffee, no laptop, no phone. Just watching.
After All, Why Shouldn't I Keep It?
The parcel arrives with a refund already processed and a note saying "no need to return". It's a coffee machine. You don't drink coffee. It's on the counter now, and it's yours.
You Have My Sword, Bow and Axe
Someone in the office suggests a team lunch. "I'm in." "Me too." "Count me in!" Nobody books anything. It is still being discussed in March. One friend says the karaoke bar is a terrible idea.